Wow Who needs to go to Paris?

Ah Vegas...... the bright lights, people happily enjoying themselves on the one cent slots, the lack of laughter, the delicious food ...... Yeh well the lights are bright and what do you expect staying in a place for 40 bucks a night? Sam's gambling place is off the strip and is a good place to stay just for the night as we head to Portland tomorrow, it even has it's own water fall and of course the light show comes on every two hours and tourists take there snaps at the closest thing to a natural scene they will probably ever see. We found the first rule of travel here in the US. Don't try and cut in at the buffet line even if it is only just in the futile attempt of trying to find the one tasty item that has not been deep friend or coated in cheese. You may find yourselves on the end of some unwarrented comments from Chuck and Delores as they gorge themselves for the 5th time. Did I mention the free soda....... Ah well to each their own